My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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