dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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