She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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