On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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