yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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