There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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