Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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