Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public