Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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