I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Say something about gay babies.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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