what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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