I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
