I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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