No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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