I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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