I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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