I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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