can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
