there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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