Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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