STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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