I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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