y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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