I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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