it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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