I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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