I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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