Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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