NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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