Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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