Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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