Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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