I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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