She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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