i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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