those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Operation Purity has been aborted
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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