Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He felt like a one man threesome
bring money and cleavage
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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