Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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