I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
