You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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