Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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