And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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