He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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