That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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