Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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