i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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