He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
jump out the window naked night went bad
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