your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize