Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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