are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so let's talk penis.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
