hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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