I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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