What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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