escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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