I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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