I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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